About the Office
The Office of Elf Affairs acts as a liaison between the elf workers union and the office of human resources. Our main function is to promote unity, joy, and cheer amongst all elf workers. Elves have a tendency to work too much. We strive to work with the unions in order to promote relaxing activities and leisure for all elf workers. The Chief Executive Elf of the entire department also works out of this office.
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Office Contacts and HoursEdward Hinklemyer - Executive/Chief ElfJester Pinesworth (Hinklemyer)- Supervisor Gina Wintageg - Administrative Assistant Hours: M-F 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. | ||||
Policies, Procedures, and Forms
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Recent News and Posts
It is Santa’s intent that all elves remain happy workers and he understands the creative need for each elf to seek out other positions within the Union. This is why he has established a bidding program that would allow an elf to change his or her duties at any time they wish to pursue a diff...
As you are aware, elves by nature love to work. In fact, it has been found that elves would even work for free if you let them. They will also work non-stop if they did not take their mandatory breaks from work. The Department of Elfland Security has established both Union Representatives and t...
The Craftsman Elf Oath was created many years ago and it is taken by every worker who enters into an apprenticeship program at one of the workshops or factories within Santa's Village at North Pole City. Very little has changed to the oath over the years; however, from time to time it is reviewed a...
SANTA NEEDS YOUR HELP - Please SUBSCRIBE The Department of Elfland Security and TAOLF.com has launched a new YouTube channel to post some "how-to videos" and to serves as the future location of WELF-NPC news updates and podcast posts (coming soon). Santa is asking that all of you elves out there ...
Get a copy of the UEA Elf Worker's Union Handbook that outlines all of the working positions within North Pole City and Santa's Village. If you do not have a copy of this manual, it is very important that you have one with you at all times. The Department of Elfland Security which is in charge of...
Edward Hinklemyer is calling for 2 additional breaks during a work shift. FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE FROM: Edward Hinklemyer - Office of Elf Affairs E.H. is instructing that supervisors in every department must mandate two additional breaks for their workers during a work shift. "It is now our busy s...
The following report is the “official” notes from the Debriefing meeting with Santa, Mrs. Claus, the Security Team, Representatives from the Stable, and Representatives from Flight Control. We met in the conference room as soon as the Security Detail arrived back at the Pole. Secu...
Prep and Landing has asked if Santa can place a call to Police Commissioner Bratton as to avoid some of the confusion and complications that they ran into last year. If you recall, Prep and Landing had issues when they tried to access secured areas around the glass ball in Time Square so that they ...
Santa just called to check in. He says that all is going well. Not too many issues and the team is holding up great. He asked of Park and Landing could leave him a crescent wrench along the route. He dropped his when he was opening the reloading satellite and may need one later. He also rep...
I just came down out of my office and went through the workshop and thought I would share this rare photograph. This is a picture taken with production shut down. No elves, everyone is outside awaiting take off. It is very quiet in the workshop at the moment and this is extremely rare. I j...
For those traveling to the north tonight after the festivities, please beware that an avalanche has blocked some of the northern paths. We have crews on the way to clear the roads and rails, but they may take a few more hours to get things all cleared up. If you would like to make arrangements to...
Santa will be giving the first gift of Christmas again this year in North Pole Public Square. If you remember, we had to move the ceremony last year due to weather issues; however, everything is going well for the presentation later today. After the ceremony, Santa will be leaving for his yearly ...
There will be a prep and landing team meeting at 3 p.m. with Santa in the great ballroom. After the meeting you will have about another hour before departure, so be prepped to leave before the meeting. There is a small change to this year's schedule. Santa would like some increased electronic d...
The final test flight is scheduled for 10 a.m. We will need all snow crews to have the take-off zone cleared by 9 a.m. All of the reindeer with the exception of Vixen was exercised today. Vixen will receive her work-out in the morning. If you recall, the last flight test has some issues wit...
Workshop workers from Local 2525 will be returning to the Pole this morning from their trip to Australia to view the solar eclipse. I spoke with union president Gene Cransin this morning via satellite phone and he said that the trip was a great way for the team to do some bonding and relax for th...
After some careful consideration, I have appointed a new webmaster to the Department of Elfland Security and The Assembly of Legendary Figures website. Gracey Kimble will be taking over as the lead webmaster and I have charged her with taking the next few days to come up with a game plan to perform...
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